Three Injured
June 14th, 2007 by
Senior Editor: Jeff
ARO has diligently reported on the growing squirrel menace. Well, there are new reports of a deranged squirrel attacking three people in Germany. Luckily for the rest of us, it met its end at the hand of a 72 year old man. Experts say that its “behaviour could have been brought on by the mating season, or it could have been ill.”
Nah, I bet it was the 0.6 degree rise in the Earth’s temperature. Global Warming: infecting squirrels everywhere with “the fever.”
(Of course, there is still the question of whether this senior citizen will be charged with an animal rights violation…)
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